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Brief Hello
A short greeting for a very long dog.
Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with an original dachshund graphic and a dry sense of proportion. Relaxed, unisex, and made to look lived-in from day one.
01 Fit & size
Relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy fit, or size up for oversized. See the final gallery image for garment measurements.
02 Garment-dyed color
Dyed after construction for a washed, broken-in color. Subtle shade variation is normal and part of the finish.
03 Care
Wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
04 Production & Fit Rescue
Confirmed print or production issues are replaced or refunded. Non-quality fit issues qualify for one Fit Rescue reorder within 14 days.
WHY THIS EXISTS
Dry humor.
Properly printed.
Designed as a graphic tee first and a dog joke second. The artwork is original, the blank is heavyweight, and the punchline does not need explaining.